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Granted. You have X-ray vision and you prefer to look through clothing but you're trapped in the confines of a nudist colony for retirees. I wish I had Michael Vick's phone number so that I could ask him "what were you thinking?!?"
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Granted, but Michael Vick wouldn't pick up the phone because he's in jail, instead one of his big gangbanger friends would answer, track the call, find you, and then feed you to the rest of those poor dogs. I wish everyone could just get along and make peace!
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Granted, but you now have to work the unemplyment line for politicians. I wish that college wasn't so expensive
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" Granted, but you now have to work the unemplyment line for politicians. I wish that college wasn't so expensive " Granted, but then you would be spending all your money on alcohol, drugs, and hookers, leading to your eventual death by the time you turned 40. I wish the air conditioner wasn't broken at my work!!!
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granted, but the air conditioner at your home stops working leading you to desire to be at work more often leading to the demise of every human relationship that you currently have other then the passing hello to the cleaning crew. I wish that I could work when I felt like it.
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Granted, but then you would never work and you would end up becoming homeless and living in a box in 2 years. I wish I was on a beach in Tahoe right now.
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I still wish that!
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Wish granted and your biggest client foots the bill. No buts to ruin your granted wish either. I thought it would be nice to just grant a wish. I feel better about life now and am enjoying this new power. For everyone else I have granted the following: No deadlines, No design alternates, happy well paying clients, an assistant who understand everything and carries most of the work load and makes you look great and you have plenty of vacation time where you stay fit and tan. I wish i had magical powers.
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Granted! But the only magic you can perform is to pull a rabbit out of a hat. The killer rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I understood everything about Revit.
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Granted, but EVERYTHING changes with the next release. Welcome back to square one. I wish it were a three-day work-week with a big, gluttonous meal and Dallas Cowboys football every week.
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Granted AND they play three days per week. Except that they play the three days you work. During the day. like baseball. I wish that revit cleaned up wall joins easier and columns didn't join to an upper level. then I could take three hour "lunches"
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