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Yay, forum games!! "Grant" someone's wish, but then corrupt it. Then make your own wish. I will start by example, otherwise, don't reply to yourself.  I wish I had a pony.
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Granted, but it kicks you in the face. I wish that people will reply to this. Edited on: Wed, Oct 31, 2007 at 4:29:40 AM
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Granted, but your hard drive gets corrupted. I wish to meet a nice, single girl, who’s not crazy.
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Granted, but she'll end up sleeping with your best friend. I wish I had my car loan paid off.
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Granted, but it will crap out on you after its paid for. I wish for a year paid sabitical from work.
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Granted, but your paid in Monopoly money just to loose it all on hotels. I wish I could use my computer while laying in bed.
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Granted, but they set you up for it only because you are confined to your bed after growing to the day-time-talk-show-special-episode-size of 900 pounds within three months of the start of your haggis addiction. I wish I had some spicy mustard for this haggis.
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Granted, but that spicy mustard will soon lead to you aquiring a rare and uncurable disease that doesn't allow you to talk to women because it will trigger you to automatically throw up on them when they start to talk to you. I wish I had a popular company that makes millions every year selling clothes and art.
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Granted, but your works and company do not come into existence till after your death as a pennyless, starving artist. I wish my wife would not be so quick to blindly burn a hole straight through our home budget.
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Granted, but a clear understanding of what she's doing doesn't keep her from doing it. I wish catapults over fake wombats in moon could stop underneath.
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Granted, but the fake wombat comes alive and gnaws your leg off. I wish I didn't have a hangover.
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Granted, but since you no longer have the feeling of the effect of the first stages in alcohol poisoning, you die during the next binge. ((i did not mean to sound so harsh )) I wish more people understood the story of the Mock Turtle. **Edit due to accidental double post.** Edited on: Fri, Nov 2, 2007 at 10:07:29 AM
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Granted, but the mock turtle will soon come to life and eat you! I wish I made more money.
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granted, but that money has to go towards the bankruptcy you had to file from your "popular company that made millions" due to the fact that you discovered little wombats within the art pieces that came alive and mutilated your consumers. i wish i had a super power.
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Granted. You have X-ray vision and you prefer to look through clothing but you're trapped in the confines of a nudist colony for retirees. I wish I had Michael Vick's phone number so that I could ask him "what were you thinking?!?"
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